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Oops50 Humor:The Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

The Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

 

10.)  You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in

    the sack.

 

  9.)  If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it

   again.

 

  8.)  The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

 

  7.)  You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you

   some.

 

  6.)  It’s okay if the person you’re with fantasizes you’re

   someone else, because you actually are.

 

  5.) Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.

 

  4.)  If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next

   door.

 

  3.)  It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and

   groaning.

 

  2.)  There’s a lot less guilt the morning after.

 

  1.)  You can do the whole neighborhood.

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