Oops50 Humor: The Ass!

The Ass

A pastor entered his donkey in a race, and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT


The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS


This was even more upsetting to the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN


The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.  The next day, the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.  The next day, the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop died and was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is: being concerned about public opinion can bring you grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass: you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!  Amen.

 

About Sadhvi

Sadhvi's trying to find the balance in life over 50 without having any surgery, taking any pills, or killing anyone. She doesn't want to look or feel the way she felt when she was 20 or 30. Trusting that everything is really OK unless you think about it helps her make it through each day. Also realizing that nothing can be done, and, that nothing matters really helps. Gardening (and weeding), poppies and flowers, painting on things, baking, and sharing on Oops50 helps to make it all right too.

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