Oops50 Humor:The Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

The Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

 

10.)  You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in

    the sack.

 

  9.)  If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it

   again.

 

  8.)  The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

 

  7.)  You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you

   some.

 

  6.)  It’s okay if the person you’re with fantasizes you’re

   someone else, because you actually are.

 

  5.) Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.

 

  4.)  If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next

   door.

 

  3.)  It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and

   groaning.

 

  2.)  There’s a lot less guilt the morning after.

 

  1.)  You can do the whole neighborhood.

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About Sadhvi

Sadhvi's trying to find the balance in life over 50 without having any surgery, taking any pills, or killing anyone. She doesn't want to look or feel the way she felt when she was 20 or 30. Trusting that everything is really OK unless you think about it helps her make it through each day. Also realizing that nothing can be done, and, that nothing matters really helps. Gardening (and weeding), poppies and flowers, painting on things, baking, and sharing on Oops50 helps to make it all right too.

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