|Once upon a time, a couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” The fairy waved her magic wand and POOF…2 tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands!The husband thought for a moment and then said, “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I.”
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and POOF…
The husband became 85 years old.
The moral of this story is: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!