Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a woman at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair
After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the Human Resources department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, “What’s sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?”
The woman replies, “It’s Keith, the midget.”