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    Jane’s World: Week Two on Liquids

    Monday, October 26th, 2009
    Jane

    Jane

    Okay, so I made it through the first hard week and lost some more weight and felt very proud of myself, and then I started into Week Two.  There were a few rough spots, such as when I watched my daughter eat a Bojangles biscuit for breakfast or when I smelled pizza in our house, but they never got as rough as I feared they might.  It helped to have my program bracelet around, which reads, “My Life, My Choice.”  Whenever I consider eating something that is off program, I think about that.  I made the choice to be here.  I’m paying the money.  I’m not going to mess it up, no matter how many cajun chicken filet biscuits my daughter consumes!  I even started exercising a little bit–considerably more than I’ve done for about a hundred years but not enough to qualify me for my sister’s favorite show,  ”The Biggest Loser.”  That’s coming next!

    What I learned this week:  1) that I’m especially crazy about the chicken soup when it has lots of undissolved lumps of powder in it because it makes me feel like I’m eating pieces of chicken (if I use my imagination, a la Pollyanna) 2) that people have different triggers that make them overeat 3) that Optifast mixed with lukewarm water really doesn’t cut it (it’s got to be cold).  Kim is responsible for our knowing this last thing, since she tried mixing up her shake at the clinic, right before class, using water from the sink in the bathroom, and almost gagged right there, in front of the woman knitting her weight away into a blanket.  Kim also is responsible for the brilliant idea of adding extracts to the shakes.  So, now we have the option of a vanilla shake with raspberry extract or a chocolate shake with banana extract!  Kim tells me the banana extract even gets rid of the aftertaste from the shake (which has been a problem for me, forcing me to brush my teeth more than they’ve ever been brushed.)  We’re both very excited about the extracts.  We figure their novelty alone will carry us through the week that everyone says is the hardest to get through, i.e. Week Three on Liquids, when apparently boredom can become a problem.  I knew I could count on Kim, since she’s one of the best cooks in the world, to make this program do-able. (more…)

    Jane’s World: Hospital Weight Program: Week One

    Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

    janeonswing

      Appointment #1:

    So, I had to be there at the clinic by 8:15 in the morning, to get all my labwork done:  the obligatory urine sample, followed by bloodwork.  Then, I had to take off my shoes to get weighed and find out my BMI, that lovely measure of how much fat is riding heavily on my bones.   I was hoping they would let me leave my shoes on for the weigh-in, so that losing the first few pounds would be as easy as switching to sandals next time, but  these people are old hands at this! My body mass index was frightening–as was my weight, both of which I’ll leave off this blog, thank you.  I was particularly fond of getting my waist and hips measured.  Then, the EKG–to make sure I was in good enough shape to go on the program.

    The next step is the meeting with a nurse to discuss all the risks.  She’s a great person, so this went quickly and smoothly–except for the point where she casually mentioned some of the possible side effects, including dizziness, bad breath, temperature changes and “sudden death.”  I have to say that it took me a minute to get past that last one.  I asked  if they had ever experienced this particular side effect with any of their patients and was very relieved to hear her say, emphatically, “no.”  Since I don’t want to be the first instance , I’ve decided that I will actually follow the program to the letter instead of trying to be the fastest weight loser in history (which, due to my competitive nature, could be a risk for me).

    My friend, Kim, who is going through this program with me (bless her wonderful self) said she particularly liked the moment when they asked us to sign a statement saying that we  agreed never to sell the liquid diet protein drink to our friends.  She had a great picture in her head of our friends lining up to try to buy the product from us in a dark alley! (more…)

    Signing up for a Hospital Weight Management Program and Wonderful Grown-Up Children

    Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
    janeonswing

    These two, totally unrelated topics just happen to be on my mind at the moment, and, since this is a blog, with no rules, I’m going to write about both of them.  First of all, I’d like to explore my decision to join the weight management program at our local hospital.

     Well, I’m too fat. That’s the main motivator.  Secondly, even though (and because) I have had no motivation to do anything except eat for the past year or so, I’m now at a point where my body is telling me to stop.  My ankles are hurting.  My back is hurting.  I’m tired of toting this weight around.  So, when I heard about this program and saw the wonderful results on a dear friend of mine, I started thinking about doing it.  Then, another wonderful friend of mine called me up and said she wanted to do it and would I go to the information session with her.  It all seemed like fate.  Finally, my mother, God rest her soul, always wanted me to go to one of these programs, and I resisted and resisted when she was alive, so, in a way, it’s a kind of tribute to her that I’m going now.  I’ve signed up to do a program that, among other horrors, involves twelve weeks of liquid diet.  It sounds pretty daunting, but I’m determined.  (more…)

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