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    Oops50 Humor: BP Coffee Spill

    Friday, June 11th, 2010

    BP Coffee Spill:Catastrophe:Disaster

    Oh, this YouTube clip expains everything.

    Take a look at how this horrible ecological disaster is being handled by BP executives, and the big chief, Kevin Costner.  I wonder if Obama finds any humor in that?!

    Beautiful Women over 50: Sadhvi

    Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

    This week I thought it would be interesting to ask one of the girls a few questions.  Sadhvi just turned 52, she doesn’t take or do anything (yet) to cope with the sudden change in hormonal levels, but she is chanting more and being more selective in what she does for others.  I hope you enjoy what she had to say:

    1)    What was the first record/album you ever received/bought for yourself?

    Good Vibrations” by the Beach Boys.  It was a 45 and I bought it at Woolworth’s.  It probably cost 89 cents.  At the age of 8, I experienced the word “psychedelic” when I listened to that song.  It literally put my mind into another place.  I loved it and played it over and over and over again.

    2)    What is one of your most vivid childhood memories?

    The first thing that pops into my head is “falling in love” with Elvis when I was very young.  I had a dream of him and felt that physical sensation that one gets when one is “in love”!

    3)    What lesson would you like to pass on to younger women, now that you are a woman over 50?

    Hmmmm… what have I  learned to be able to pass along?  Well, I don’t know if I have completely got it yet, but maybe the most important thing is to try to be OK with how you are, how you look, how you react…everything.  Why?  Because everything changes so quickly, that to try to hold onto ideas of how to “be”, how to “look”, etc. are so irrelevant and a complete waste of time.

    4)    What turns you on, as a woman over 50?

    That’s a good question…not much!  Since I don’t have good sex any more, I would have to say my garden, painting, and being with friends.

    Yum!

    Oh, and a good bottle of wine actually turns me on too…  I can always count on La Crema’s Pinot Noir to make me feel something divine.

    5)    What is one of your dreams for the future?

    To be able to get away with my husband and dog more often, instead of working all the time.

    6)    What is one product you can’t live without that other women over 50 might enjoy/benefit from?

    I cannot go out without having my favorite lipstick on, and that is one by Chanel.  I have tried all sorts of different brands over the years, and this one puts me into a sensual frame of mind that I can say I enjoy…I think they use roses and raspberry and vanilla and I really like that smell.  Plus, the texture is perfect.

    Thanks Sadhvi…that was fun!

    Sadhvi

    EasyRecipes: Getting Older & the Importance of Chocolate Cake

    Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

    Sadhvi

    It feels like ages since I’ve posted something.  I had a really bad cold, and I didn’t feel like doing anything for a couple of weeks.  I also turned 52.

    I had this urge to bake a chocolate cake with white, fluffy icing just like my grandma, Mabel Carter, used to make.  I never made her “7 minute frosting” before, but I thought it was high time now that I am starting to look like her!

    After looking hard and not being able to find her recipe in my collection, I decided to make one that sounded just like hers, called “Wonderful Marshmallow-Like Frosting” by Susan Branch that is in her Sweets to the Sweet book.  She has a cult following, and I am one of her groupies.  Here’s what she says, followed by the recipe:

    “The classic boiled frosting, pure white, shiny and fluffy.  You’ll need a candy thermometer.

    1/3 c. water                                        a pinch of salt

    1 c. sugar                                           2 egg whites

    1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar           1 tsp. vanilla

    Stir the water, sugar, cream of tartar & salt together in a small, heavy-bottomed pan.  Hook a candy thermometer to the edge of the pan & boil without stirring until mixture reaches 240 F.  In the meantime, beat egg whites until stiff.  Pour the 240F syrup over the whites in a thin stream, beating constantly until thick & glossy.  Stir in the vanilla.  Now frost the cake!

    I found a simple chocolate cake recipe called “Gateau Therese” in David Lebovitz’s The Sweet Life in Paris.  This is a must read book, by the way.  The following is what he has to say about it…

    “Every Frenchwoman I know loves chocolate so much she has a chocolate cake in her repertoire that she’s committed to memory, one she can make on a moment’s notice.  This one comes from Therese Pella, who lives across the boulevard from me; when I first tasted the cake, I swooned from the rich, dark chocolate flavor and insisted on the recipe.

    Madame Pellas is fanatical about making the cake 2 days in advance and storing it in her kitchen cabinet before serving, which she says improves the chocolate flavor.  And the Brie she keeps in there as well doesn’t seem to mind the company…”

     

    I actually use just one stick of butter, which is probably a few grams less than what is called for, and, since most of my friends are into gluten-free eating, I use ground almonds instead of flour.

    9 ounces (250g) bittersweet chocolate or semisweet chocolate, chopped

    8 T. (120 g) butter

    1/3 cp. (65 g) sugar

    4 eggs, at room temperature, separated

    2 T. ground almonds

    A pinch of salt

    1. Preheat oven to 350F (180C).  Butter a 9-inch loaf pan (I used a 9’ round springform pan or whatever) and line bottom with parchment paper.
    2. In a big bowl set over a pan of simmering water, heat the chocolate and butter together until just melted and smooth.
    3. Remove from heat and stir in about half of the sugar, then the egg yolks, and then the ground almonds.
    4. Start whipping the egg whites with that pinch of salt.  Continue whipping until you start to see soft, droopy peaks.  Gradually whip in the rest of the sugar until the egg whites are smooth and hold their shape when the whisk is lifted.
    5. Using a rubber spatula, fold about a third of the egg whets into the chocolate mixture, then fold the rest of the egg whites just until the mixture is smooth and no visible white streaks remain.
    6. Scrape the batter into the prepared pan, smooth it on top, and bake around 35 min., or just until the cake feels slightly firm in the center.  Do not overbake!

    Try this recipe…it’s really really good.

    And, oh, thankfully, it’s Spring!

    An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blond Guy…

    Monday, March 8th, 2010

    An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the

    20th floor of a building.  They were eating lunch, and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and

    cabbage!  If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this

    building!”

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again!  If I get burritos one

    more time, I’m going to jump off, too.”

    The blond opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again!  If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped too.

    The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna sandwich, and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.  She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

    The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!  I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.  The blonde’s wife said, “Don’t look at me! He makes his own lunch!”

    Oops50 SadhviSez: I’m just a girl from the 70′s

    Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

    Sadhvi

    I tried to fax one piece of paper to a client of mine today.  It didn’t go through.  Hmmm, I called her to tell her that there seemed to be a problem.  I asked her if she had gotten any faxes recently?  She said no, that actually, she had never received one; she just sends faxes on occasion.  Well, she tried to find out if she could get it working, and couldn’t.  Too bad, right?

    Then I emailed a terrific coupon to a friend of mine  from the local health food store: a pound of organic coffee and a big package of granola for free, with any purchase – wow!  My friend wrote me back saying thanks, but her printer wasn’t working today.  Darn!

    iPhone

    My husband rarely gets any bars around where we live with his iPhone because the service is so bad with AT&T.  But it’s supposed to be so great now that our area has finally got 3G service, and now I see they even offer 4G service – oh boy!  It never makes any sense to me as to why someone would want a cell phone with little or no coverage, unless it was really just a toy, which it is.  I had one for about 3 days, which was the limit of my patience with no coverage.  Strange enough though, the comments I got from people just seeing me holding that worthless phone were kind of funny…they all thought I looked cool holding it!

    Then I get an email from a friend saying I should check out this system called EVERNOTE that says it will help me  ”Remember everything”.  Now that is a tempting proposal, but really, just looking at their web site just made my migraine worse (click on the big bold EVERNOTE link above and see if you don’t get an immediate reaction to run away.  I double dare you.)

    I cannot handle another thing to make my life simpler, and that includes hearing about it either…including, but not limited to: Kindle, the latest Smart Phone, the new GPS device, getting more business using Twitter, or any of the  other new and wonderful Social Media that keeps making me feel like I have to keep up…that’s it, I think I have reached my limit!

    Instead of trying to keep up with the latest s0-called technology, I am going to go back to what I enjoy the most: recipes and gardening.  And being curious about other people…maybe I will start to interview my interesting friends and family for a while.

    Now excuse me, I have to go through the emails that came in while I was writing this post before they build up to the point where it becomes my new part-time job.

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