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    An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blond Guy…

    Monday, March 8th, 2010

    An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the

    20th floor of a building.  They were eating lunch, and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and

    cabbage!  If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this

    building!”

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again!  If I get burritos one

    more time, I’m going to jump off, too.”

    The blond opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again!  If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped too.

    The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna sandwich, and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.  She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

    The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!  I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.  The blonde’s wife said, “Don’t look at me! He makes his own lunch!”

    Oops50 Humor: It’s almost Spring!

    Monday, March 1st, 2010

    Click on the picture of the Garden Gnome below…

    then click your mouse and  move it over the page.

    It’s almost Spring!

    Oops50 Humor: A Lady walks into Tiffany’s…

    Friday, February 19th, 2010

    A lady walks into Tiffany’s.  She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.  As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.  Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little “whoops” and prays that a sales person wasn’t anywhere near.

    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her and he’s good looking as well.

    Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany’s.  He politely greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam.  How may we help you today?”

    Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

    He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh-t when I tell you the price.”

    Oops50 Humor: An Incredible Number Puzzle to Try!

    Sunday, February 14th, 2010

    Read all the following numbers slowly and in order, being careful not to miss any:

    1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27   28   29   and 30

    Good! 

    Now aren’t you glad to know that you accomplished something today?

    Tomorrow we’ll post the ABC’s.

        

    Oops50 Humor: How to Stay Married 50 Years

    Saturday, February 6th, 2010

    At  St. Mary’s Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands marriage seminar.  At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

    Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands,  “Wella, I’ve a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!”

    The priest responded, “Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here!  Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?”

    Giuseppe proudly replied, “I’m a gonna go get her.”

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