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    SADHVI SHARES SOME OF HER SPRINGTIME MOMENTS

    Saturday, May 14th, 2011

    SADHVI

    Well, I almost stopped doing this blog since some of my friends seemed to be concerned about me after my last posts.  For those friends who don’t know it, I have a very quirky sense of humor.  I think it was developed from all those winters that I spent growing up in Cleveland, Ohio.  At any rate, I didn’t realize that ending a post with Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” would give anyone cause for concern until I mentioned the weird reactions I was getting to a long-time friend who happens to be from Cleveland too.  She said she read my post, and as usual, simply enjoyed hearing from me.  However, she did say that having that Pink Floyd song might give someone the impression that I was drifting off into a suicidal binge – OMG!

    I’ve been doing a post a week for the last couple of years, so if it sounds like I am going off into the deep end, in reality, I am not:  I am simply sharing something.  Consider these posts a little window into my reality, and simply enjoy.

    There are just so many things that are in bloom right now.  I love my flowers, and I love how they photograph.

    Here are a few that lit up my world this past week:

    CORNFLOWER

    AN ORIENTAL POPPY

    CALIFORNIA POPPIES

    PEONY

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I also like to bake, and so here’s what I made this past week for my husband, who absolutely loves rhubarb.  This tart is made from the first batch of rhubarb from my garden.  And as usual, it was delicious!  I don’t even like rhubarb but I squealed when I my first taste of this.

    SADHVI'S SWISS RHUBARB TART

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I shared this secret and easy recipe for this before, so I have not re-posted it.  Just enter it in the search box at the top to get it from the archives.  It is timeless and always good.

    What else?  I like to take our dog, Bello, for an evening walk on the trails nearby our house.  It is so quiet, and we usually don’t run into anyone, so it is especially nice.  I wanted to share a picture of the evening light that makes those walks magic for me.

    THE LIGHT IN THE FOREST

    So whatever your reality is, I invite you to share yours with me, or simply enjoy mine!

    Sadhvi Sez: Being Terminated, Hurray for ExxonMobil, and some Pink Floyd

    Friday, May 6th, 2011

    SADHVI

    Well, I want to thank all of our readers and fans who clicked on the Google Adsense ads to the left side of our site.  It did help us out with a penny a click.  And we got our first check for $100 recently, which means 10,000 of you clicked on one of those ridiculous ads that seemed to have nothing to do with our site.  If you notice, there is now a blank space where those ads used to be.  It seems that we have been terminated since someone clicked too often on those ads, according to the terms that we agreed to.  I was a bit surprised & embarrassed to get that email notification from Google, but after a short while, I realized that whoever was the guilty party was only supporting us.

    What else?  Well, according to the May 16, 2011 issue of TIME magazine (did you know they date their magazine ahead?) which I subscribe to and get in my mailbox located at the end of my driveway, and actually sit down to read,

    69% is the “increase in ExxonMobil’s first-quarter earnings from the same period last year; the oil-and-gas giant made almost $11 billion, marking one of its most profitable quarters ever”.

    With gas prices going up weekly during the last couple of months based on whatever fear-based shortage is being fabricated, I was deeply saddened by the greed of, well, whoever owns ExxonMobil – who is that?  Mr. Rogers?  Big Bird?  Wall Street?

    Maybe I really should consider getting some sort of pill that will make me feel comfortably numb.  Some of my closest friends have told me that I am bi-polar, and it’s just a sickness that can be fixed with a pill.  Which makes the following YouTube video of one of my favorite bands, Pink Floyd, performing “Comfortably Numb” rather appropriate.  Enjoy!

    Oops50: What to Do?

    Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

    SIGN OF THE TIMES

    Since Oops50 is a site about and for women over 50, I have to tell you that I am usually not aware of how old I am.  That’s why I don’t write about menopause, aches and pains, hot flashes, sharing the best face cream to take years off my face, etc.  OK, once in a while I notice something new, like jowls, and I have to write about it, but really, I  don’t think there is anything to be done about it except to be aware of my mind freaking out at times, and just accepting what is.

    When I first started to develop breasts and have a period, I didn’t think I could change it; I just accepted it and didn’t really dwell on it.  It was also a change, and it was kind of weird, just like menopause.

    I could also share what I heard the latest date on Rapture is (I think it’s the end of May now), how I feel about the radiation levels all over the planet, or how the Oxford English Dictionary added a lot of new words and phrases, including OMG and LOL (which I thought meant “lots of love” and now know it means, “laughing out loud”!).

    Instead, I’d like to share one of my favorite recipes that is easy and very delicious.  When you read it, it’s going to sound complicated, but believe me, it’s not!  And not only will you be glad you tried this recipe, but you will feel like a genius and your loved ones who eat these will also look at you in a better way.

    SADHVI'S SWISS MANDELGIPFELI !

    Now you could just go buy some frozen puff pastry dough from the supermarket, but when you make this just once, why would you waste gas, and money, to get something that is filled with junk that is poison for your body?

    Sadhvi’s Swiss Almond “Gipfeli”* (croissant)

    The recipe for the pastry dough:

    2 cps. Flour (I use King Arthur’s All Purpose Organic White Flour)

    3/4 t. Salt…put all this is a bowl and whisk to mix.

    Take 1 stick + 1 T. cold Organic Butter (and not Land ‘o Lakes), cut in pieces, and by hand, blend it and squeeze it and think good thoughts while doing so.  Think of your loving grandma, think all good wishes, think that you are making this for all the hungry people in the world, and imagine that everyone that eats it will be filled with love and happiness, and that will spread all over the planet.

    Add…1/2 cup = 1 T. Sour Cream, or Yogurt, or Quark, and mix quickly into a ball…don’t knead!

    Flatten in a ball in a bowl and put it in the fridge for a half hour.

    Take out of fridge and roll out on a floured surface into a rectangle, about a half inch thick.  Bring the 2 shortest sides to the middle, and brush off any flour with brush or hands.  Cover with a t-towel and let it rest in the fridge for a 1/2 hour.

    Now roll out the dough so that the short ends are now the long sides, and take fold the ends so that the top short end is folded under and the bottom short end  is folded under the bottom in the opposite direction than the top.  It sounds complicated, but really, just follow the instuctions.

    Put it in the fridge again, covered, for another 30 minutes.

    Now you want to make the filling:

    2 cups ground Almonds

    4 T. Apricot Jam

    4 T. Milk…mix all these in a bowl, and add the grated rind of…

    1 Organic Lemon

    Line a baking pan with some parchment paper.

    Preheat over on middle rack to 425F.

    Take the dough out and divide in half, and make 2 balls.  Roll out one on a floured surface into a circle. Take a knife and cut into 8 triangular pieces…like you are cutting a pizza.

    Spoon about 1 T. of the Almond filling along the outer rim, and brush some Milk or beaten egg mixture along the edges.

    Roll each triangle from the wide end to the tip, making sure to lay on baking sheet this tip side down.

    Brush with Egg or Milk mixture before putting in over.

    Bake for around 18 minutes.

    While waiting, mix 3 T. Powdered Sugar and 1/2 t. Lemon Juice in a little coffee cup.

    When the Swiss Almond “Gipfeli” or croissants come out of the oven, brush this  mixture on top.

    Let cool, and…enjoy!

    SADHVI

    p.s. “Gipfeli” is a Swiss word for the top of a mountain!

    Oops50: Great Resource from North American Menopause Society

    Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

    Jane

    I just heard about a website that may be of interest to our readers:  the North American Menopause Society’s website at www.menopause.org.  It’s got all kinds of interesting information, so it’s certainly worth a visit!  Also, they now have a special extra resource:  a whole page about sexuality and menopause.  Who knew?!  I’ll just attach the press release they sent, since I might get too embarassed if I tried to summarize it:

    The New Year is still young and Valentine’s Day is just around the corner.  What better time to take stock of your sexual health?  We’ve got just the thing to help with that: Sexual Health & Menopause, a new online resource from The North American Menopause Society (NAMS) for the midlife woman who wants to know what menopause may mean for her sex life.  This authoritative resource, written for women (not doctors) and complete with tables and illustrations, is available free of charge on the NAMS website at www.menopause.org/sex.aspx.
    “Menopause and aging can bring changes in sexual function for some women,” says NAMS

    Executive Director Margery Gass, MD, NCMP.  “These changes don’t need to mean the end

    of sex as you knew it, but they might mean taking some steps to maintain good sexual health

    at midlife and beyond.”  Sexual Health & Menopause will walk you through the following

    topics in a user-friendly format that allows you to dig for more details where and when

    you want:

    • Changes at midlife affecting women’s sexuality
    • Sexual problems at midlife
    • Causes of women’s sexual problems at midlife
    • Effective treatments for women’s sexual problems
    • Further resources and reminders about midlife sexuality
    • Frequently asked questions

    Sexual Health & Menopause was developed by NAMS under the direction of Dr. Gass and

    co-editors Jan L. Shifren, MD, NCMP, an obstetrician/gynecologist at Harvard Medical School,

    and Sheryl A. Kingsberg, PhD, a clinical psychologist at Case Western Reserve University

    School of Medicine.
    Check it out today at www.menopause.org/sex.aspx!

    Beautiful Women over 50: Yvette the Powerful Crone

    Monday, November 15th, 2010

    Yvette in the Mountains

    When I turned 50 my Mom wanted to give me a broom for my birthday.  I want that broom.  I really want to be a Crone when I grow up: a Crone with a broom.

    I want to be from a time where the wisdom of the elderly is sought after.  I am trying to still be reaching forward instead of the free fall to the end of life.

    That Red Hat Society, bless their hearts, has it all wrong in my perfect world.  It’s not that we are free to do whatever we want now but that we speak and act with the wisdom of our years and experience.  The rest of the world sees this as senile.  That’s our society’s inside out way; we are permitted to be senile now.  Go ahead and wear purple and red together. We who are women over 50 are floating in that cast off world struggling to figure out our new identity.

    Baba Yaga the Powerful Crone

    Here’s the modern view of Crone from Wikipedia (that semi-serious popular culture voice of ours):

    The Crone is a stock character in folklore and fairy tale, an old woman who is usually disagreeable, malicious, or sinister in manner, often with magical or supernatural associations that can make her either helpful or obstructing. 

    She is marginalized by her exclusion from the reproductive cycle, and her proximity to death places her in contact with occult wisdom.  As a character type, the Crone shares characteristics with the hag.

    She’s certainly no youthful beauty, but marginalized?  Well, I see her as powerful.

    And I see my hot flashes as a type of downloading of wisdom.  I view myself as a Crone in the making.  Come with me you powerful women.  I have no idea where we can go because the path has become grown over with eons of strangling vines, but I do believe the path is right in front of us!

    Yvette

    So hand me my broom…but skip the pointy hat, please.

    Yvette is a single mom of 3 (2 in college and one at home) who inadvertently swims upstream in most of life’s dealings. 

    She’s a homeschooling Mom, runs her own business as an early childhood music educator (Have you ever heard a 10 week old baby sing?), a flute player, an avid reader, and runs the slow food kitchen in her house.  Given any free time at all she’ll knit and think.

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