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    Oops50 Humor: Drugs, Happiness and our Great Grandparents

    Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

    Sadhvi

    Happiness. I know it’s a choice.  Meyer Baba is pretty well-known for  ”Don’t worry, be happy.”  I have days where I experiment with consciously being aware of my mind’s tendency to create problems and drama and fear and worry and, instead, to choose happiness.  It is not as easy as it sounds!  Now that I am in this new phase of my life, called men-oh-pause, I have to say that I find it more challenging than ever to be happy.  So I wanted to share something that someone sent me: that taking heroin and cocaine were quite common just a few generations ago.  Hmmm, now that’s something I never considered!  I have spent my whole life trying to love myself, accept myself, and be forgiving with myself–and to not take drugs.  I no longer dye my hair;  I won’t be taking any HRT any time soon;  and I know for a fact that anti-depressants or anti-anxiety medications are not going to solve any of my “problems.”  So when I start to think that life must have been simpler way back when, well, now I know why: they had the help of cocaine and heroin.  For some reason, I feel better.  Enjoy!

      Bayer's HeroinA bottle of Bayer’s heroin:  Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine.  It was also used to treat children with a strong cough.

     

     

     

     

     

    metcalfs Metcalf’s Coca Wine:  Just one of many types of wine with cocaine that was available on the market.  Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.  I imagine it did! 

     

    mariani Mariani Wine:  In 1875, this was the most famous Coca wine of its time.  Pope Leo XIII used to carry a bottle with him at all times.  He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal.

    MaltineMaltine Coca Wine:  This “wine” was made by the Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York, and it was suggested that you take a full glass with or after every meal and children should take only half a glass. 

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Cocaine Throat Lozengers

    Throat Lozengers with Cocaine (1900):  All stage actors, singers, teachers, and preachers had to have these for a maximum performance.  They were great to “smooth” the voice.

     

     

    Cocaine Toothache DropsCocaine Toothache Drops:  These were very popular for children in 1885.  Not only did they relieve the pain, they made children happy!

     

    paregoricStickney and Poor’s Pure Paregoric for Babies, with Opium!:  With not only opium but 46% alcohol, I’m sure this would make those little ones sleep well.

    Annice’s Angle: My Dog, Gus, on Steroids

    Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

    Annice

    Annice

     

     

     I know I promised Part II of my interview with my friend Adele Rose, but I’ve been so busy with family drama (human and beast) that I haven’t had a chance to sit with her yet.  The second interview with Adele is coming in October. 

    dog-foto

     Let me skip the human drama and get straight to the last 10 days of my life with Gus, my eight-year-old Chesapeake Bay Retriever.   I love Gus, a rescue with a bullet in his side, nothing like Carli, my diva bitch from a very reputable breeder.  Gus is my dog “with special needs,” as branded by my sister who has a Masters in Social Work.   

     For starters, he’s very territorial.  If you happen to come up the back deck, and he sees you through the glass doors, he will go ballistic.  So, when friends come over, (always calling first), he’s on a leash.  Once in the house, you MUST say, “Hi Gus,” with lots of enthusiasm in your voice, or you won’t make it into the room.  And, please, leave your kids at home; Gus is not child friendly.   

     And Gus doesn’t get along with other dogs.  When I have to take him (with Carli) to the vet, it’s like a paramilitary operation.  I first ask the receptionist if there is a room ready for Gus because, if not, he has to wait in the car until one  opens up.  Then, when all is clear, I whisk Gus into his room.  When it’s time to leave, the vet tech makes sure all other dogs are out of sight, and I scoot Gus out the back door.

    So what do I like about this dog?   (more…)

    Husband says I need to lose weight

    Monday, September 28th, 2009

    Dear Johanna,

    My husband says I need to lose weight.  He says he’s worried about my health-because I’m about fifty pounds overweight-but I think he just doesn’t like how I look.  It makes me angry every time he says it.  What can I do?

    Irritated in Indianapolis

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    On Neighbors

    Monday, September 28th, 2009

    Dear Johanna,

    After several years of living next door to us, during which I thought we had good, neighborly relations, our neighbor has decided to put up a seven-foot fence across his backyard, effectively shutting out all view of anything going on in our backyard.  Should I be offended?  And, if so, what do you recommend I do?

    Shut Out in Saint Louis

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    On Dirty Houses

    Monday, September 28th, 2009

    Dear Johanna,

    I can’t seem to get my house in order, and I worry about it because I’m 53 years old.  I should have an orderly house by now!  I’m supposed to be a grown up and all!

    Cluttered in Cleveland

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